I've heard of a dog who didn't have fleas I've heard of a mouse who didn't like cheese I've heard of a bed that didn't have a sheet But I've never heard about a vulture Who didn't like meat I've heard of a bird who never ever flew I've heard of a lion who wasn't in a zoo I've heard of a parrot who could actually speak But I've never heard about a vulture Who didn't like meat Not a pork pie Not a saveloy Not a sausage roll Or a bit of bacon rind So if you meet Victor Want to give him a treat A bag of fruit and nuts will do the trick But don't give him meat I've heard of a gazelle who only liked leaves I've heard of a monkey eating fruit from the trees I've heard of a parrot cracking shells with his beak But I've never heard about a vulture Who didn't like meat Not a pork pie Not a saveloy Not a sausage roll Or a bit of bacon rind So if you meet Victor Want to give him a treat A bag of fruit and nuts will do the trick But don't give him meat Now there's lots of people in the world Who don't like everything Some don't like carrots and some don't like their greens Some don't like biscuits and some not even sweets But I've never heard about a vulture... (until I met Victor) Who didn't like meat