Have you ever wanted to be a clown
Jump in the ring and just fool around
Slip on a banana peel
And be just like Sally, just like Sally
Just like Sally the Seal
Have you ever wanted to throw a pie
In the face of a clown with a spotty bow tie?
Or do a head over heels
And be just like Sally, just like Sally
Just like Sally the Seal
But the Great Alphonso said, 'No!
It wouldn't be right for the show
You've got your trumpet to blow
And balance a ball on the end of your nose'
But Sally did it anyway
And all the children all shouted 'Hooray!'
Imagine how nice that feels
To be just like Sally, just like Sally
Just like Sally the Seal
Have you ever wanted to ride an elephant
On its head instead of where the saddle went
Or do a spinning cartwheel
And be just like Sally, just like Sally
Just like Sally the Seal
But the Great Alphonso said, 'No!
It wouldn't be right for the show
You've got your trumpet to blow
And balance a ball on the end of your nose'
But Sally did it anyway
And all the children all shouted 'Hooray!'
Imagine how nice that feels
To be just like Sally, just like Sally
Just like Sally the Seal
