Did you hear about Gordon the Goat?
He once ate an overcoat
A couple of sacks and a bale of hay
Some paper plates and cups that were thrown away
So if you have a party, well, you know who to invite
To clear up all the rubbish with his appetite
Gordon the Goat will open his throat
And scoff the lot
Once I heard about a time
He ate the washing off the line
And he was so hungry so I heard tell
He went and ate the washing line as well
So if you have a party, well, you know who to invite
To clear up all the rubbish with his appetite
Gordon the Goat will open his throat
And scoff the lot
Gordon the Goat could eat an armchair
The cushions as well if there were some to spare
He could even eat a three piece suite
He never really seems to get enough to eat
So if you have a party, well, you know who to invite
To clear up all the rubbish with his appetite
Gordon the Goat will open his throat
And scoff the lot
If he had the time, Gordon the Goat
He could eat an aeroplane, he could eat a boat
He could eat a house, he could eat a town
A glass or two of lemonade would help to wash it down
So if you have a party, well, you know who to invite
To clear up all the rubbish with his appetite
Gordon the Goat will open his throat
And scoff the lot
