Gertrude and Alice moved to Paris And lived on the rue Fleurus They played their part In promoting new art By buying a painting or two Pablo and George were able to forge A mutual dependency based On selling their paintings Tacitly stating It was duty as well as good taste Alice's looks and Gertrude's books Created a social whirl In their arty salon They worked hard-to get on With each of Pablo's new girls When war arrived Miss Stein learned to drive And ordered a brand new Ford She rattled round Paris With passenger Alice And they helped in the hospital wards Poor Madeleine gets caught in the rain This morning she has no defences Last night with Henri she left her parapluie Now she's soaked to the skin as she hurries chez lui While soldiers shiver in trenches The books Gertrude wrote Gave rise to the quote A rose is a rose is a rose Though quite what it meant Or its literal intent Was never quite fully disclosed The cold morning mist Slowly lifts Over the river Seine M'sieur Kirov returns for his gloves His wife still not dressed And he stays and makes love And now he is late for his train Artists and writers stimulate and excite us Though most of them alpha and male Alice heard Gertrude say That she found Hemingway Paradoxically earnest and frail Gertrude and Alice moved to Paris And lived on the Rue Fleurus They played their part In promoting new art By buying a painting or two