A                     Asus4  Dmaj9/F#
1. Her green plastic watering can
                           E6     Dsus2
   For her fake chinese rubberplant
               A   Dsus2
   In fake plastic earth
   A                            Asus4  Dmaj9/F#
   That she bought from a rubberman
                        E6      Dsus2
   In a town full of rubber plans
              A       Dsus2
   To get rid of itself

   Hmi11
R: It wears her out
                   A
   It wears her out
   It wears her out
   It wears her out

2. She lives with a broken man
   A cracked polysterene man
   Who just crumbles and burns
   
   He used to do surgery
   For girls in the eighties
   But gravity always wins and

R: It wears him out (4x)

3. She looks like the real thing
   She tastes like the real thing
   My fake plastic love
   
   But I can't help the feeling
   I could blow through the ceiling
   If I just turn and run

R: It wears me out (4x)

   Bm11
   If I could be who you wanted
                 A
   If I could be who you wanted
   
   E6  Hmi11
   All the time
       A                E6
   All the time, ah ah ah