Life is great Right outside my condo Loud, so loud Saturday is the worst TV light And aimless talk of weather Count the steps Until I'm back inside All I wanted so much Is to be your friendly neighbor I could help unclog the pipes Or pull magic from the sky I've been working real hard At wasting my time But to be your friendly neighbor That would make my night Straws in drinks A giant plastic toucan But I wake up The heat is on the fritz All I wanted so much Is to be your friendly neighbor I could help unclog the pipes Or pull magic from the sky I've been working real hard At wasting my time But to be your friendly neighbor That would make my night Oh, it is sad Some people are locked up Can't be a friend For a neighbor All I wanted so much Is to be your friendly neighbor I could help unclog the pipes Or pull magic from the sky I've been working real hard At wasting my time But to be your friendly neighbor That would make my night Night night, neighbor