Life is great
Right outside my condo
Loud, so loud
Saturday is the worst
TV light
And aimless talk of weather
Count the steps
Until I'm back inside

All I wanted so much
Is to be your friendly neighbor
I could help unclog the pipes
Or pull magic from the sky
I've been working real hard
At wasting my time
But to be your friendly neighbor
That would make my night

Straws in drinks
A giant plastic toucan
But I wake up
The heat is on the fritz

All I wanted so much
Is to be your friendly neighbor
I could help unclog the pipes
Or pull magic from the sky
I've been working real hard
At wasting my time
But to be your friendly neighbor
That would make my night

Oh, it is sad
Some people are locked up
Can't be a friend
For a neighbor

All I wanted so much
Is to be your friendly neighbor
I could help unclog the pipes
Or pull magic from the sky
I've been working real hard
At wasting my time
But to be your friendly neighbor
That would make my night

Night night, neighbor