Oh yeah Ain't got no hope, got no idea What to do or why I'm here I wanna get my face on your T.V. I wanna be heard I want to be seen I ain't got nothing, no, nothing Nothing to show (Make me a celebrity!) I want to be A face on T.V. (I wanna be on your screen) Then you can see I'm a C-lebrity I wanna get my features in magazines See this creature on every street on every screen Write my life story before I'm twenty-one I've gotta tell the world They may say I'm dumb - but er Ain't got nothing, no nothing Nothing to show (Make me a celebrity!) I want to be A face on T.V. (I wanna be on your screen) Then you can see I'm a C-lebrity (Yeah!) I want to be a star in a Broadway musical They're gonna love me, I can't sing or dance at all Some may say I'm lackadaisical and if I was real good I'd stand no chance at all - but I I want to be A face on T.V. (yeah, I wanna be on your screen) Then you can see I'm a C-lebrity (Then you can say) Then you can say You knew me one day (And then you will see) Then you will see I'm a C-lebrity (Oh oh oh) C, c-lebrity Wanna be a c-c-c-lebrity (Make my dream come true) C, c-lebrity Wanna be a c-c-c-c-lebrity I want to be heard I want to be seen on every T.V. screen Yeh