No I never expected this to happen
Not in here, not this way, not tonight
Just thought I'd come out for a few laughs
A quick drink, and a smoke, then goodnight

Then you came on to me
And said 'can you do it slow?'
Do you know how to love dance?

You know you took me by surprise
With your look, with your smile, with your eyes
Something told me that you were serious
And that's when the lights went down

Then you came onto me
And 'can you do it slow?'
Do you know how to dance?
Do you know?

Could it be that you're the perfect stranger I've been hearing about?
Or are you for a dream or somewhere darker?
I think I'm gonna find out

Oh, I never expected this to happen
Not in here, not this way, not tonight
Just thought I'd come out for a few laughs
A quick drink, and a smoke, and goodnight

Then you came onto me
And said 'can you do it slow?'
Do you know how to love dance, love dance?
Do you know how to love dance, love dance, do you know?
How to love dance, love dance, do you know?

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

(Do you know how to love dance, do you know how to love dance? love dance? Do you know how to love dance, love dance, do you know? How to love dance, love dance, do you know? How to love dance, love dance, do you know?)