I come home late at night I ask my wife that she'll cock Sputter supper She smiles to me and answers short: "I got our neighbour in my pan" Sputter supper Oh, he tastes good, feels fine for me I want more food, i"m starving you see "Darling "she says" you get a sweet" "I caught that child from the third floor" Sputter supper Now i'm so full what a delicious dish You're the best wife i have no more wish You're feeding me great from day to day And all our neighbours go away My loved man it makes me happy When you says good things 'bout my cooking Sputter supper Tomorrow i'll do a good diner too I'll try to catch our new janitor for... Sputter supper.