I come home late at night
I ask my wife that she'll cock
Sputter supper
She smiles to me and answers short:
"I got our neighbour in my pan"
Sputter supper
Oh, he tastes good, feels fine for me
I want more food, i"m starving you see
"Darling "she says" you get a sweet"
"I caught that child from the third floor"
Sputter supper
Now i'm so full what a delicious dish
You're the best wife i have no more wish
You're feeding me great from day to day
And all our neighbours go away
My loved man it makes me happy
When you says good things 'bout my cooking
Sputter supper
Tomorrow i'll do a good diner too
I'll try to catch our new janitor for...
Sputter supper.
