Uno, dos 
Uno, dos, tres 
Klyster boogie 
Klyster boogie 
I am addicted to my severe rubber-queen 
She's my nurse if you know what I mean 
You would never believe what she really, really means to me 
Her climax-clinic is just where I wanna be 
Yeah, a klyster with champ agne 
Yeah, that's my favourite game 
Yeah, caviar-dinner is it's name 
Yeah, her stool is what I claim 
Klyster boogie 
Klyster boogie 
Anal-flavour is my therapy 
The sound of her farts is like sweet melody 
Waiting for her faecal matter 
Warm and fresh it tastes much better 
Yeah, my tongue-penetration 
Yeah, heals every constipation 
Yeah, that's just my cup of tea 
Yeah, Her faeces cover me 
Klyster boogie 
Ohooh 
Klyster boogie 
Some might say I'm perverted, mean and sick 
But I don't care - Fuck you all and suck my dick 
Never would tell you what you are allowed to do 
So respect me like I'm respecting you 
Yeah, a klyster with champagne 
Yeah, that's my favourite game 
Yeah, caviar-dinner is it's name 
Yeah, her stool is what I claim 
Yeah, my tongue-penetration 
Yeah, heals every constipation 
Yeah, that's just my cup of tea 
Yeah, Her faeces cover me