Laid here with the advertising sliding past my eyes Llike cartoons from other peoples lives I start to wonder what it takes to be a man Well I learned to drink and I learned to smoke And learned to tell a dirty joke If that´s all there is then there´s no point for me So please can I ask just why we´re alive ? ´Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time And if you hang around too long you´ll be a man, tell me about it Your car can get up to a hundred and ten You´ve got nowhere to go but you´ll go there again And nothing ever makes no difference to a man So you stumble into town and hold your stomach in Show them what you´ve got tho´they´ve seen everything Yeah you´re a beauty but they´ve seen your type before You´ve got no need but still you want So go and book that restaurant The wine will flow and then you´ll just fly away So please can I ask…etc. Nothing ever makes no difference to a man That´s what I am