Round and round, you're out, you're down The AGIs have come Local man writes in the paper There you were Here we are With illusions of grandeur Smile for your country Smile and advance iPhone, transplant Love Heatwave, rain dance Flood A conventional opinion To see death evade us all If you were infinite, you'd still want more In the deepest part of the ocean row Rise up to the robots Rise up to the wires Spare some change for the artificial unintelligence