Enter tunnel vision from following the heard
Get caught in the middle and never get out
Hats off for taking out the green bins, any longer we'll be evicted
Televisions don't mix with compost, so clean up your act, the landlords listed
Roll up your sleeves and dial the yard man
Hats off for cleaning up our dirty garden
(All that chicken shit, I'll get a shovel)
Your green fingers are frightening the worms (Ah)
Nothing's been growing since the lawnmower broke down
Three cans of Knockout should take out the webs
Now we can rival Versailles in our suburban palace
Hats off for Edwin Beard Budding
Hats off for taking it easy
Hats off for trimming the roses
Hats off to everyone
