Now gather round, you're all invited Your past and present just alighted Every hue, the broken prisms And the smallest of organisms Vainglorious Vainglorious Vainglorious Now touch the man and catch the women Yeah, some have sank and some are swimming Their heads in hands and hands on faces History fails and time erases Vainglorious Vainglorious You're invited one and all Here's how to show them, ten foot tall Without a body, just a word You're never seen, but man you're heard Now gather round, ye humble bums Russian vodka, Cuban rums Raise a glass, say "Iechyd da" To your health and blah, blah, blah Vainglorious Vainglorious Vainglorious Vainglorious