I ran twenty doors around the house Black and blue between love boys Tore my knees up getting tattooed 'Cause I needed to find out what the thing was for Been reading, a man time came to explore I went apewire 'Cause I thought, like I like it Little tease, but I didn't mean it But you mess with the goods, doll, you gotta pay A good time was guaranteed for one and all With tattoos, target practice in the hall While waiting for their number to get called While I, I, I found what the wait was about I was a good time Yeah, I got pretty good Changing tyres, upstairs bro I shot my mouth off and he showed me what that hole was for Now I see you, all impressed and half-undressed You got paint stick all over the scars, lumps and bumps Tattooed love boys got you where I used to lay But ha ha, too bad You know what they say Stop sniffling You're gonna make some plastic surgeon a rich man Oh, but the prestige and the glory Another human interest story You are that