As it spun around and around, I thought to myself this is quite amazing Perhaps they would be justified in laughing If this was a scene from naked gun part III I think I'll go home now Where all of my possessions are safe And I can rely on no one to mess up my stuff but me And I'll be the first one to start the trend Where we treat our modes of transportation as friends This means 10-w-40 This week's record This means recognizing a name And treating it as if it were human I'll personify I will live to ride Ride to live.