Someone could write my stupid songs While I was drinking my champagne In my jacuzzi, in my crib Someone could sing my stupid songs While I was getting high on drugs And smashing up my hotel room I wanna get famous to get attention all the time Get rich to buy a lot of stupid crap Have groupies to guarantee that I'm a man Be mainstream -- Give me your money! Someone could book my stupid show When I was screwing a plastic doll To make sure that I'm not queer Someone could build my stupid stage While I was snorting another line And flying high in my private jet