I've been waitin' here for oh so long I've been waitin' here for oh so long This is life And it's flat And it's 6 And it's 8...times This is life And it's flat And it's 3 And it's 4 She's a real debutante She'll never fall Waves in the taxi of room-service calls I've been with viceroys And I've been with kings In your emporium It's gold inlaid rings She can't live Beside the spiral staircase When the money's coming in... White jar left of shelf above blue chair Leave the old rugs down behind the stairs Stunning bureaucrat You're so fucking lost Stark as a skyscraper Letters embossed Stunning bureaucrat You're so fucking lost Signing the letters And cutting the costs I can't live Beside the spiral staircase When the money's coming in... Da - da - da Ba - da - da La - da - da La - da - da [etc...fades]