My man's got a cold Oh, such a cold Could be the worst ever cold In the history of the world And I've got a front seat row To the whole sorry show My man's got a cold Everybody's been told Oh, he's so blue and woebegone He don't want to get it on My man's got a cold Mmmm... My man's got a bug It's a nasty little bug And he's taken every drug But they just won't kill that bug Now he's worried it might get worse He's thinking about the hearse My man's got a bug And it's got him in such a fug Oh, is there nothing nobody can do Up against the man flu? My man's got a cold Mmmm... My man's got a cough It's a stubborn kind of cough He just can't shake it off It's raspy and it's rough He's off his wine and bread He even said no to head (Oh-oh) My man's got it bad Like nobody else has ever had Well, if he don't come 'round soon I just might have to put him down soon My man's got a cold Mmmm... Mmmm... Mmmm...