I've got a friend in Fremont
He sells used cars, you know
He calls me up twice a year
Just to ask me how'd it go?

Oh, pretty good, not bad, can't complain
Yeah, but actually, everything is just about the same

I met a girl from Venus
Her insides were lined in gold
Well, she did what she did
She said, how was it, kid? She was politely told

I'm pretty good, not bad, I can't complain
I said, actually, everything is just about the same

Moonlight make me see
Sunlight make me clean
Your light is the sweetest thing
Girl, I said that this boy has ever seen

Molly whipped to Arkansas
She got raped by Dobbin's dog
Well, she was a-doing good 'til she went in the woods
And got pinned up against the law

Pretty good, not bad, she can't complain
I said, actually, all the dogs are just about the same

Moonlight make me dizzy
Sunlight make me clean
And your life is the sweetest thing
Girl, I said that this boy has ever seen

Pretty good, not bad, she can't complain
'Cause actually, all the dogs are just about the same

I heard Otter and Buddha
They were singing at the Savior's feast
And up in the sky an Arabian rabbi
Met Quaker Oats to a priest

Oh, pretty good, not bad, they can't complain
Hey, actually, I said all them guys are just about the same
Pretty good, not bad, they can't complain
Yeah, but actually, everything is just about the same