I am Sir Nose'd D'Voidoffunk I have always been Devoid of funk I shall continue to be Devoid of funk Starchild You have only won a battle I am the subliminal seducer I will never dance I shall return, Starchild Syndrome Twe-dum, humdrum (2x) I will never dance (2x) Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (3x) Better luck next time I can dig it! This is the Starchild On another day Chasing the noses away Protector of the Pleasure Principle, yeah, ha, oh Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (2x) (This is Starchild) Three blind mice (let me put on my sunglasses) See how they run (so I can see what they ain't lookin' at) They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho!) Those three blind mice (yeah) Those blind three mice Ho! I love those meeces to pieces! Oh, speaking of the Zone of Zero Funkativity Better known as the Nose Zone Has anybody seen ol' Smell-o-vision? Where is Sir Nose'd? If y'all see Sir Nose Tell him Starchild said: "Ho! Put that snoot to use you mother! 'Cause you will dance, sucker" Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Ha, ha ha ha ha! Better luck next time! Pay attention! Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (4x) Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why) Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice (ho!) Those blind three mice Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces! Better luck next time! La la la la la, la, la la la la Yeah, it's in my mind Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Starchild Protector of the Pleasure Principle Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo Yeah, I'm up to ??? on them there meeces No one knows where the Nose go When the door is closed (huck-a-buck) (2x) Oh there's throwing a ???? Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Ha, ha ha ha ha! Pay attention! Bum-bum Yum-yum Dum Protector of the Pleasure Principle Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk? Tell him he will dance He must dance! I'll shoot him with the bop gun Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Oh, those meeces! Better luck next time I think they're gonna blow my mind, ha, ha, ha Three blind mice (ho) See how they run (hey) They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer's wife) Turned on the fun with the water pipe (the water pipe) Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice (oh) Those blind three mice I am Starchild Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Oh, gonna blow my mind Pay attention! Three blind mice See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb (2x) Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture They're building a nose I think I recognize Baa baa black sheep Have you any wool? (have you seen Sir Nose?) Yes sir, yes sir A nickel bag full Come on out, Sir Nose Yeah, come on out and dance Dance! Do you know what you can do with your funk, Starchild? You will never see me dance I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk I will never dance! Better luck next time Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice I hate those meeces! Oh, I do hate those meeces, hehhehheh Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Oooh, curses! See how they run They all ran after the farmer's wife Turned on the fun with the water pipe Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Those three blind mice Those blind three mice Better luck next time Curses, curses I'll get your for this, Starchild Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Put that funkin' out, Starchild! Syndrome Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Yum-yum Tweedle-dee-dum Dum dum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice Syndrome Tweedle-dee-dee-dum Humdrum Don't succumb Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? Three blind mice (2x)