I am Sir Nose D'voidoffunk 
I can't swim, I never could swim 
I never will swim 

Oh, put me down let go my leg 
(Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah) 
I told ya will you shut up, I told ya I can't swim 
Put me down, I hate water, no 
Hah -ah hah -ah hah -ahhh 
Will you shut up? 

(Aqua boogie baby) 
Never learned to swim 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke 

(Aqua boogie, baby) 
Why should I hold my breath? 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
Feelin' that I might choke 
(Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah) 

(Aqua boogie baby) 
Things ya blow through 
Because of things ya swim through 
(Underwater boogie baby) 
Why hold your Nose to spite your face 

(Aqua boogie baby) 
With the rhythm that makes you dance 
To what we have to live through 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
You can dance underwater and not get wet, oh 

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop 
(Put me down, let go my leg oh) 
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop 
Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop 

I hate water, let me go 
Put me down, hah-ho 
You're all wet 

(I'm at the boogie, baby) 
Never mean to drown 
(I'm underwater boogie, baby) 
Can't comprehend all the strokes 

(I'm at the boogie, baby) 
Why should I hold my breath? 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
(He's deep) 
Feelin' that I might choke, oh 

(Aquaboogie, baby) 
There's a magic rhythm 
One with the a real drum 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
Why blow your Nose to spite your face 

(Aquaboogie, baby) 
With the rhythm it takes to dance 
To what we have to live through 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
You can dance underwater and not get wet 
Boogie with who? 
(Boogie-boogie with me) 

I am the Nose 
(Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah) 
I don't swim 
I don't dance 
(Ha-ah, hah-ah, ha-ah) 
I don't swim or dance 
(Biohumanyouloop) 

I'm too cool to swim, or dance 
I'm [Incomprehensible] 
(Underwater boogie, baby, underwater boogie baba) 
(Ha-ah, ha-ah, ha-ah) 

(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop) 
I don't even sweat 
(Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop) 
(Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba!) 
I'm cool 
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop) 
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop) 

Go head wit 'cho funk 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 
Put me down turn me loose 
Ahh, let go my leg, I hate water 
Oh, leave me alone 
You're crazy 
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop) 
Oh, hah stop it 

Oh, there you go again 
Oh, it feels good, oh it feels good 
Oh, it feels good 
I am the Nose, leave me alone 

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops 
The motion picture's underwater 
Starring most of you-loops 

(Uh) 
Never learned to swim 
(Oh) 
can't comprehend all the strokes 

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop 
(Underwater boogie, baby, yeah ho) 
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops 
(Underwater boogie, baby) 

A motion picture underwater 
Starring most of you-loops 
(Yeah ho, ha ha get on down) 
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops 
(I am the Nose) 

A motion picture underwater 
Starring most of you loops 
([Incomprehensible] fool baby) 
Hit me 
Bioaquadooloop 
(Ah ho! ha ha, get down) 

Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops 
A motion picture underwater 
Starring most of you-loops 
Ha-ah ha-ah ha-ah