can't believe you (Or I can't believe my ears)*
Did I just hear you ask: What's up with all these queers
You should watch your mouth
This is not the south
And - You never know who'll over hear
Some of my best friends
Are those guys who make you sick
Some of my best friends
Like to suck a little dick
So what if they do
Its not your point of view
So - One of my best friends won't be you
I may not be gay
But I know this much is true
I'd rather fuck an asshole
Than be one just like you
This is not a threat
Or at least not yet
You better watch your ass
Around straight people too
Some of my best friends
Are those guys who make you sick
Some of my best friends
Like to suck a little dick
So what if they do
Its not your point of view
So - One of my best friends won't be you
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
Some of my best friends
Some of my best best friends
