You'll probably get sweaters
 Underwear and socks
 But what you'd really like for Christmas
 Is a nice hard cock
 You deserve a cute boy
 Who's horny and queer
 To make the most out 
 of Christmas cheer
 I wanna be your Christmas present
 I wanna be your Christmas queer
 I wanna be your Cristmas present
 Have a homo Christmas this year
 Don't be miserable
 Like Morrissey
 Let me do you
 Underneath the Christmas tree
 We'll push the packages
 Out of the way
 And after you've unwrapped me
 Naked on the floor we'll play
 I wanna be your Christmas present
 I wanna be your Christmas queer
 I wanna be your Cristmas present
 Have a homo Christmas this year
 ---(Instermental)---
 Your family won't 
 give you encouragement
 But let me give you
 Sexual nourishment
 Licking nipples
 Licking nuts
 Putting candy canes
 Up each other's butts
 I wanna be your Christmas present
 I wanna be your Christmas queer
 I wanna be your Cristmas present
 Have a homo Christmas
 I wanna be your Christmas present
 I wanna be your Christmas queer
 I wanna be your Cristmas present
 Have a homo Christmas this year