When i met him he was nice enough
 for a shot man trying to act real tough in a bar
 That kind of attitude won't get you very far
 His shirt was open and i saw his chest
 a salt-and-pepper, soft and furry mess
 You know how that turns me on
 Then he took my hand
 and ran it over the outline in his pants
 He had the dick of death
 And so i closed my eyes
 and tried to fantasize about this dick of death
 We grabbed a cab and went away to my place where we
 dropped our clothes so fast you'd think we were racing
 I couldn't wait to see it for myself
 There it was, staring ut at me
 Long and perfect, boy, was i ever lucky
 He kissed me and we fell down on the bed
 Then he took my hand 
 And let me guide him into my promised land
 He had the dick of death
 I looked into his eyes 
 And let him sodomize me with his dick of death
 I'd never seen one
 Quite this big before
 When he's soft he's nearly
 Hung down to the floor
 I don't know if i love him
 but i love is dick of death