Ready or not 
Eehaw, looks kile I got a datem boys 

You end with an ear if you start with a sound 
Break in a circle that comes never round 
Opened my eyes to see the light 
There you were to my delight 

Hair in your nose and frost in you brow 
You looked like a bear but you smelled like a cow 
You made me meal of milk and wheat 
I opened a vein and bled to your feet 

Variety, variety, that’s what I like to see 
Joy the world you dirty old bag 
This is the best time I ever had 
One day was an eternity 
Here’s to the years that you gave to me 

Here’s to the rain that flatters my hair 
Here’s to the smell of smoke in the air 
Here’s to the straw where I make my bed 
Here’s to the hole where i’m lying dead 

Ready or not 
What I like is the incredible variety 
Ready – no, no, no 
Ready or not