I spy with my lizard eye and everything I see is a lie You know when I told you I would never lie well, that was the first time Take all the pleasures that you seek May my heart be full and still be bleak Cold and alone, hard as stone Like a fuck when there is no one home Beauty and fame are meaningless beside The ability to kill with a look of your eye But I defy you to see through me Nothing is all that you will see Cats, sex and Nazis That's why they call me Mr. Happy Are you a believer? - well I'm a deceiver But I lied when I said that honesty was dead I really believe all the things I say to you It's just that none of them are true Zombies eat human flesh Which part do you like the best? I like the heart the best Zombies eat human flesh If I haven't done all that I could do to hurt you It's because my love is true Or because my feelings are a lie And we live just to suffer and die I'll put a guarantee on all the beauty that I see The first, the best, the first of the best All those whose souls are the ugliest Hopelessly lost in their bitterness Love me and you shall be free to join my eternal captivity Just don't ask me if I believe all this bull My head is empty but my bowels are full I don't really think this way I did yesterday, but not today Cats, sex and Nazis... Zombies eat human flesh... I spy with my lizard eye and everything I say is a lie And what about you? What will you do? When the sound of my voice touches you When you hear me say, "This is true." And the sounds of my voice touches you This is true, this is true, The sounds of my voice touches you This is true, this is true! This is true, this is true! Cats, sex and Nazis that's why they call me Mr. Happy Why do I keep saying this over and over all the time? Because it rhymes, moron What do you want to hear now, a love song? Are you in love? Is it politically correct? Or are you just another fucking reject? Are you getting all of this? Or is there something you have missed? Zombies eat human flesh... Do you know why they call me Mr. Happy? Because I'm so fucking Smart