Like a monkey in a zoo, you're half gorilla too  
When you pound it with your fist  
And make it real stiff big dick  
Gotta cover your mistakes,  
Your bloody out-takes  
So you dip it in the wine and make a holy sign  
Big dick Big dick! Come quick big dick!  
Come quick well, you're running up a tree,  
You're trying not to scream  
Then you're pounding on your chest like you whipped the best big dick  
The rivers of the blood you've spilled have turned to mud  
Now the flies are buzzin' round,  
Don't they make a loud sound big dick big dick!  
Come quick big dick! Come quick  
It won't be long till those bad bits are gone  
It won't be long till those bad bits are gone  
Now we're sitting by the fire but daddy's getting tired  
'Cause he drank the whole crock  
Now he's got a limp cock big dick big dick!  
Come quick big dick! Come quick