Be a winner not a problem admitter un quit (I quit, I'm shit) Better to be a hepper than a Healthy 12 stepper, forfeit (I'm shit) You wanna keep it goin’ But you don’t know how Everyone at meetings gets a Löwenbräu You quit (I quit) You’re shit (I’m shit) You’re a quitter (I’m a quitter) And no one likes you Start a pattern of behavior; I see no reason to stop. (Don't stop, don't drop) You got a habit, got to have it ’Til it’s finished don’t drop (Don't drop) The Charlie Chan’s chopped, Pabst pitcher been poured You got a spare kidney And your liver looks bored So stop (With friends) fucking (like you) around (I’m fucked) You’re buying the next round “C’mon you gonna Quit? You gonna walk away and Quit? Mark my words: If you ever wanna be a winner You're gonna quit talking about quitting You got that?” You wanna be a Thompson, Hemingway, Bukowski Banging Bill Burroughs lived to 83 You’re fa- (You're a) -mous and (fucking) you’re rich (dickhead) quit acting like a bitch And no one likes you!