They're always doing fry Trying to get me high I felt the pressure, but I never did They used to call me dude Put it in my food I had the munchies when I was a kid (go!) My dad was something else Took my squirt gun and made it a bong My teacher smelled my clothes They think I'm one of those My mom's Alice B. Toklas, my dad's Tommy Chong My sister's name Is Mary-Jane And mine's Bud Mine's Bud