My friends One fine day in the middle of a conversation that I'd started I find in time that he was no friend and the reason he gets little doggy is that he stole his girlfriend and the thing that's scary he feels no sorrow, he said but we're still friends right? What a fuckin' liar, Oh what a liar!! You gotta have friends, that don't betray Friends that don't lie, friends you can trust Some steal your girlfriend, some steal your money Laugh at it later, they think it's funny My friends When you need something to fall back on Good Friends let you fall on them I can count my friends on one hand My friends are in the band My friends