In radio debates 
on kamikaze icy skates 
he throws himself at you 
climbs up the chinese wall of cool 

Underlig aftenluft 
his values diverting the soft 
each hour a hundred miles 
with no seatbelt on 

Meet my one and only nephew 
your sexy rescue 
your one and only love 

Rips off his ball and chain 
has never seen the sundae rain 
each hour a week day comes 
and suddenly 

He looks like mother 
with oil stains to be swept away 
and habits like my father 
always walking further behind 

Meet my one and only nephew 
your sexy rescue 
your one and only love