You're a mattress - you're a bees nest 
You are heroin in an armored vest 
You're a plane crash - you are white trash 
You're a rubber arrow through my chest 
So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

You're a cartoon - you're a bastard moon 
You're the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin 
You're a sunburn - you are milk turned 
You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned 
So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal 
And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball 

You`re a used car - you're a porn star 
You`re a drunken sailor's wet cigar 
So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

You're an earthquake - you're a toothache 
You're an angry nurse on a coffee break 
So why oh why am I still in love with you? 
Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why?