My mother's biscuits melt in your mouth And my daddy he is the best shot in town My brother throws a baseball a hundred miles an hour My sister she's a go-go queen, she's pretty as a flower Yeah but I can stick my foot in my mouth I mean whole five toes don't even leave, the heel's sticking out Sometimes nobody's watching, sometimes it draws a crowd Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth Just take last week down at the bar It sure looks like she was showing from afar So I told her she had that glow and ask when it was due But she said 'Fool I ain't pregnant, what the hell is wrong with you?' Oh I can stick my foot in my mouth I mean whole five toes don't even leave, the heel's sticking out Sometimes nobody's watching, sometimes it draws a crowd Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth (Yeah baby!) Well I thought she had a nice derriere So I sneaked up right behind her and I whispered in her ear I said 'Ma'am the dancefloor's empty, would you like to take a spin?' But she turned around and I saw that beard Then 'Her' became a 'Him' (Him?) Well I can stick my foot in my mouth I mean whole five toes don't even leave, the heel's sticking out Sometimes nobody's watching, sometimes it draws a crowd Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth Well all my friends tell me I should take it on the road Maybe join up with a circus, or the Coney Island Show Cause I can stick my foot in my mouth I mean whole five toes don't even leave, the heel's sticking out Sometimes nobody's watching, sometimes it draws a crowd Cause I can stick my foot Yeah I can stick my foot I can stick my foot (My whole damn foot) In my mouth