If there was a place downtown That they talked about every day Then I'd wanna move uptown Tell the microphone he can't play Tell the acid man we don't want to Tell the microphone he can't play Tell the acid man we don't want to ohh There's not a lot that you (you) can say To make the microphone man go away There's not a lot you can say To make the microphone man go away There isn't a lot you can say I don't want to (I don't want to) ooh ooooooooh ooh ooh I don't want to (I don't want to) ooh ooh ooooooooh ooh ooh I don't want to