Still drinking on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Always nagging big brother
He's only looking out for you
Tony The Pony
Tony The Pony
You're still standing on the corner
Just don't say I didn't warn you
Old and jealous big brother
You had your time and you spent it crying
Now Tony The Pony
Tony The Pony
So, that's what they call you now
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control and
There's a free ride on Tony The Pony
Oh, why do you always wanna stop me
From doing the things in life that make me happy?
And when I'm outside with friends, laughing loudly
Why do you always wanna stop me?
Oh, I would never
I would never
But you will carry the can for anyone
There's a free ride on gullible Tony
You're drunker quicker
And you're sicker even quicker
For something heavy is gonna fall on you, oh
And what do they call you now?
When you're free outside
So cold and hard and in control
And, oh, been a lark
There's a free ride on fucked up Tony
I will never say I told you so
Or how I knew that something bad
Would happen to you
I don't wanna say I told you so
Oh but, Tony, I told you so, I told you so
