Head in the clouds And a mouthful of pie Head in a blouse Everybody loves him, I see why Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave 'I love Karen, I love Sharon' On the window screen With never the need to fight Or to question a single thing Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Oh, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave He'd love to touch He's afraid that he might self-combust I could say more But you get the general idea Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham, Dagenham Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dagenham Dagenham, Dagenham Dave, Dagenham Dave Dagenham Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave, oh Dave