I'm dead, he didn't even pull his gun 
out
Weren't they supposed to patch this garbage!?

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and 
breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get f**kin' teabagged if I see you in that 
stance

RARGH! VONDERHAAAAR!

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot

Been dealin' with this bullshit since Call Of Duty 4
It drove us nuts in MW2 and World At War
So if you see a team-mate scrape his ass across the 
floor
Just drop your balls into his face, belittle him some 
more

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and 
breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get f**kin' teabagged if I see you in that 
stance

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot

Now we all got so crazy when Black Ops hit the shelves
We went and got our hopes up, got way ahead of 
ourselves
Now every goddamn corner someone's crawling on thier 
crack
Leaving skidmarks on the maps, Treyarch I want my money 
back

Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and 
breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get f**kin' teabagged if I see you in that 
stance

Na na nanana na nananana na
Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na

Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot (Blopshot!) Automatic dropshot
What kinda shooter rewards you 'cause you got shot
Blopshot

Wow, dude, seriously?
Weren't they supposed to patch this?
And your boy just got blop shotted again,
Look at this shit!
I'm dead, he didn't even pull his gun out
Weren't they supposed to patch this garbage!?

So, why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
When I shoot some dude he should not drop down and 
breakdance!
Why won't they get rid of Second Chance?
You'll get f**kin' teabagged if I see you in that 
stance

Na na nanana na nananana na
Na na nanana na nananana na na na na na

Leavin' skid marks on the mats (Na na nanana na 
nananana na)
What? I want my money back (Na na nanana na nananana na 
na na na na)
Leavin' skid marks on the mats (Na na nanana na 
nananana na)
What? I want my money back (Na na nanana na nananana na 
na na na na)

RARGH! VONDERHAAAAR!
VONDERHAAAAR!