Inhibitions, televisions, clicking through whatever
Whether you know that you're mine
Lets you know I know better
But I, I want to see you tonight
'Cause the clocks count down and we're in for bad weather
It'd be nice to see you, to see you nice
But I, I want to see you tonight
    
'Cause you're my top, you're my top
You're my top one-hundred shows
Why do I always have to go killing the joke?
    
Interstellar, dressed in leather, drinking bitter boy
You know the plan, but you never knew the ploy
But I, I live a lonely life
Since you've been gone, left the TV on
Let the milk go sour, let the bills pile up
But I, I know I'm a funny guy
    
'Cause you're my top, you're my top
You're my top one-hundred shows
Why do I always have to go killing the...
    
Swear I saw you smile
You try to hide it well
3:15 on the wrong side Columbia Street
    
'Cause you're my top, you're my top
You're my top one-hundred shows
Why do I always have to go killing the joke?
    
Kill the joke
Kill the joke
Kill the joke
Kill the joke