Figured a double wide dive like this
Wouldn't have my favorite beer on the list
Let alone serving it up in a frosty mug
Thinkin I'd have one or two and sit all alone in that corner booth
And I'd be long gone before my friends showed up
But I was wrong
Damn right I was wrong
Last night I started a tab started throwing em back stayed out till the crack of dawn
Yeah I was wrong 100% dead wrong
I was thinking I'd have a few and just go home but it turns out I was wrong
I really thought I'd had a chance with a little brunette I asked to dance
Pulled her in and spun her around and I leaned her back
But apparently her ex boyfriend didn't like that much so he cut in
And I said to myself I'm bout to whip his ass
But I was wrong damn right I was wrong
Cause he's about 6 foot 5
Played defensive line for some JUCO
School back home
Yeah I was wrong 100% dead wrong
I thought I'd land a few and hold my own but it turns out I was wrong
When I came to I found someone else
She was tons of fun and hot as hell
We closed it down and walked out to the parking lot
When I woke up I swore there'd be an angel there in bed with me
She rolled over and smiled and I said "oh my god"
Cause I was wrong last night
Damn right I was wrong
She looked like she took a leap off the ugly tree and hit every branch head on
Yeah I was wrong 100% dead wrong
I really thought I'd brought a dime piece home but I was wrong
I was hoping I'd just stop by after work
Have a couple of drinks nobody get hurt
And I'd wake up alone but I was wrong
