While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Open up the dough for the life of the party And put your drugs inside my body I spend my time turnin' good girls naughty Adelia to Ali and I'm doin' it for Johnny Touch it, taste it, grab it, got it Take that pole stick out my pocket Lick it like a piece of chocolate Choppin' diva, Davy Crockett While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Step into the light 'cause here comes Mickey Lonely buzzer loser from the inner-city Beggars can't choose so I aren't picky Suckin' sour milk out of life's tough titty Kiss it, tongue it, just don't bite it Why not? Willy, the penis hybrid Work it like a fighter pilot Donna, Mazonna, strict dick diet While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Jump into my car, girl, let's get nasty Lick that ass and call me lassy Long and lean and mean and scrappy But sweeter than the stick of Laffy Taffy If you break it, you don't own it You don't wanna be my opponent Poke it, choke it, stroke it, bone it Eat it like a jelly donut While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty While Slick was on stage, spittin' Slick Rick's La Di Da Di I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty I was shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty Shoot-shootin' up in the motherfucking Porta Potty