Well you can dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance Dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance all night long. Front to the back left to the right Who came here to get fucked tonight By Mickey Avalon high as a kite Lipstick red with my name in light Lightnin struck crashed and? Smashed the glass at the dragonfly Back on the pipe but that's alright Cause your bitch and my friend got you sleepin tight? And so is your mom smokin tar? Can't go far cause I stole the car Hundred by the double with the needle in my arm And the police man keep ringin the alarm. Well you can dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance Dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance all night long. One to the two Three to the five Who came here to get drunk and drive Mickey Avalon and I guess at the time At the town at the touch on my mother fuckin mind. Sittin in Charlotte, North Caroline On the greyhound bus caddy on my mind Sun shine heroin and whine And you wonder why your lady keep my telephone line Ringing all the time Can't you read the sign Long haired hippies they need not apply Hundred by the double with the crack in the pipe With the police man keep flashin them lights Well you can dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance Dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance all night long. Ain't nobody on the mic as nice (who) Mickey Avalon rollin' pink fuzzy dice. Hit it take all your money and split Out the back with your honey and my illegit kid Sniffin riddlin at the holiday inn Gettin loose in the pool with some juice and gin Two sets of twins takin a swim With a snorkle and fins in my aquarium Hundred by the double with da bag of dust And the police man got his hands on my nuts. What!? Whaat!? Well you can dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance, dance, dance Dance if you want to I wanna watch you I wanna watch you dance all night long. All night long...