She's sparkling like a fresh glass of Perrier She's happy like my birthday My birthday, oui, tout à fait She's like a dream Salted caramel ice cream She's bubbling like the water in my kettle She's the sting in a nettle The drummer in my metal band She's like a dream Salted caramel ice cream Oh, God, she's coming Don't look up I've got to do this I've got to do it right I've got to do it right She's glistening Like a fresh minted quarter She's the squash in my water She's so posh, mate, I called her ma'am She's like a dream Salted caramel ice cream Oh, God, she's coming Don't look up I've got to do this I've got to do it right I've got to do it right, right I've got to do it right, right I've got to do it right