Bought a Hemi Pacer built in '74 It's got bananas in the gearbox Rust in every door Reconditioned auto-missioned Drinks a gallon every mile It looks good from a distance But it's got a rusted dial Cruising in third Looking for bird Cruising in third Looking for bird He'll drive you up the wall Or any other place Dealer said you got a clean unit boy But he deserves the boot I bought a second-hand Pacer When I should've bought an ute I left it double-parked in a loading zone And now I've parted ways with my mobile home Cruising in third Looking for bird Cruising in third Looking for bird He'll drive you up the wall Or any other place Bought a Hemi Pacer built in '74 It's got bananas in the gearbox Rust in every door Reconditioned auto-missioned Drinks a gallon every mile It looks good from a distance But it's got a rusted dial Cruising in third Looking for bird Cruising in third Looking for bird He'll drive you up the wall Or any other place