These are the lyrics as I transcribed them from the record. Whether they're perfect or not, I don't know. I may have transposed some of them here and there. You're welcome to check it and correct it yourself. Take it or leave it: Well, the ugliest lil thing you ever see before... He didn't be a tramp, he's a hobo. Hes a ugly lil somethin on the scout. Hes a terrible lil creature hush yo' mouth. Hes a awful lil thing, he's a killer diller from the south. Well, he walked into the store where I was at, And in his face looked like a cryin cat. Cause he's a ugly lil sucker on the scout, Hes a terrible lil creature hush yo' mouth, Hes a awful lil thing, he's a killer diller from the south. Well, he walked down the street lookin in a showcase, His stacker walked out, said you can take my place. Cause he's a ugly lil shaver on the scout, Hes a terrible lil somethin hush yo' mouth, Hes a awful lil creature, he's a killer diller from the south. Well, he walked in the hotel, everbody left, He looked in the glass and he smiled at his self, Im a ugly lil shaver on the scout, Im a terrible lil somethin hush yo' mouth, Im a awful lil creature, Im a killer diller from the south.