My friend Aileen made a time machine, but was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween AD 33 maybe you would see me Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy You tink that's fresh? Well just you wait. I battle rap Chaucer in 1388 I tell Lincoln, in 1865, going out to plays alone is somewhat unwise In 1963, I make JFK's day, I say 'before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet okay?' In 2001, I make the world all right, I go back to 9/11 and cancel all flights In my time machine, you couldn't get with me Because E equals this squared MC My T to the I to the M to the E, M-A to the C-H-I-N-E, My T to the I to the M to the E, M-A to the C-H-I-N-E Hey Albert Einstein! throw your hands in the air. Props on that whole, Theory of Relativity thing. My T to the I to the M to the E, M-A to the C-H-I-N-E, My T to the I to the M to the E, M-A to the C-H-I-N-E