I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Down in Trinidad there was a family With much confusion as you will see A mama and a papa and a boy who was grown He wanted to marry and have a wife of his own He found a girl, she suited him nice He went to his father to ask his advice His father said, "Son, I have to say no The girl is your sister, but your mama don't know" Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family Oh, then a week went by and the summer came down Soon the best girl on the island he found He went to his papa to make it a date His papa shook his head and to this, he did say "You can't marry that girl, I have to say no 'Cause the girl is your sister, but your mama don't know" Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family He went to his mama, he covered his head He told his mum what his father had said His mother, she laughed, she said, "Go man, go Your daddy ain't your daddy, but your daddy don't know" Oh, misery It's shame and scandal in the family Oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family I say oh, misery Shame and scandal in the family