Whenever you call you can bet I'll always come So honey you can just forget the other ones Though you're cruel and unkind I'm the very first in line Darlin' I'll be your fool number one You leave me blue as soon as you have had your fun And I can't stand the kind of man that I've become I should be running for that door But I keep coming back for more Darlin' I'll be your fool number one I don't know why I let you put me through this pain I don't know why but I still do it just the same So if a fool is all you need Won't you please consider me Darlin' I'll be your fool number one