Last weekend, I went down to Sydney To tie one on Had my soul sister with me And Megan brought her dog Before I knew I was Fifteen deep On a frat basement floor Kissing boys whose names I ignored Jack Daniel's took me out and Johnny walked me home Mary Jane rolled up and she got me stoned Fifteen and six feet deep ain't all that much How's one too many, but one ain't enough? Woke up to an unfamiliar ceiling In a bed that wasn't mine Nothing but a hollow, aching feeling And a bitter, anxious mind Can't recall a single thing that happened last night Sure if I did, I'd be mortified Jack Daniel's took me out and Johnny walked me home Mary Jane rolled up and she got me stoned Fifteen and six feet deep ain't all that much How's one too many, but one ain't enough? You do the crime, you do the time You swear to God, you'll never drink again Then here comes Friday night And look at you, you're drinking again Jack Daniel's took me out and Johnny walked me home Mary Jane rolled up and she got me stoned Jack Daniel's took me out and Johnny walked me home (Walked me home) Mary Jane rolled up and she got me stoned Fifteen and six feet deep ain't all that much How's one too many, but one ain't enough? (One, two, one, two, three, four) Jack Daniel's took me out and Johnny walked me home Mary Jane rolled up and she got me stoned Fifteen and six feet deep, ain't all that much How's one too many, but one ain't enough? How's one too many, but one ain't enough?