Me and Jose Cuervo Sitting on the kitchen floor Wearing your souvenir sombrero Thinking back to when you were mine Wishing you were here though On this rainy Cinco de Mayo Ain't the same without You were the salt to my lime So don't make me drink all alone tonight Because as of right now I'm fixing, to be passed out By a quarter past nine Me and Jose Cuevro Man we really miss you We even left you a bunch voice mails Can you be here in 5? You may call me crazy But you and Cuervo did it to me And Jose just ran out on me All that left is a slice of lime Salt if you have the time Don't leave me alone tonight Because as of right now I'm about to pass out And it's not even nine